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唐僧拉著孫悟空衣服上場(chǎng)
唐僧:I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures. 悟空:Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest```
唐僧:I am fine.let’s have a rest later.(唐僧繼續(xù)唱了一遍) 悟空：Master,are you tired.let’s have a rest 唐僧:I am fine.（唐僧繼續(xù)唱） 悟空：master,can you stop,.
唐僧: I’m from the east ,go to the west,to seek for the scriptures.
悟空:shut up,I can’t stand you any longer.I beg you stop!I feel mad!you are singing all the time!
唐僧：Is like a noisy?
悟空：No,it’s sweet sounding!But today I don’t want to listen music!So,please don’t sing!
唐僧：Ok,go ahead！I am``(唐僧剛想唱，悟空回頭，師停止)
（走著走著，看到一房子）
唐僧：Look! There is a house over there. 悟空：really！let’s me have a look!
(空飛奔過(guò)去打探情況，在墻外跳了一圈，回去報(bào)告)
悟空：Answer my master!there is a beauty and a old couple. 唐僧：Knock the door!
悟空：(空過(guò)去像土匪一樣敲門)Open the door! (門沒(méi)開(kāi)，悟空回來(lái)) 唐僧：You should be polite!like this```` (上海灘音樂(lè)起，師大步向前，敲門)
唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east.(大聲三遍，門房才開(kāi))
小媳婦（做哭狀）：爹、媽，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I …
老頭： Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.
（小媳婦走幾步又回頭跑回老媽的懷里，抱頭痛哭。老頭在一邊嘆息，擦淚。） 唐僧、悟空走進(jìn)）
唐僧：Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight? 老頭（做哽咽狀）：Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……別過(guò)臉去繼續(xù)哭泣）
（唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲抬起頭，仔細(xì)打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。） 老媽： Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧： Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?
老頭： Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him.
唐僧： Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you. 老頭：Really!Where he is? (悟空過(guò)來(lái)，亮肌肉) 老頭：A monkey?
唐僧：Yes!He is a monkey.A super monkey.
老頭： Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.
悟空： What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.
這時(shí)起了風(fēng)聲（音樂(lè)），老頭一家嚇得站起來(lái)混身發(fā)抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷里鉆。悟空鎮(zhèn)定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭一家人躲到房間里面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門后，露出一段紅袖子。
豬八戒(大笑著耀武揚(yáng)威地走上場(chǎng)來(lái)，嘴里大喊):Darling, here I am.
站在臺(tái)上停一下，見(jiàn)沒(méi)有動(dòng)靜，覺(jué)得奇怪，往房屋里看去，見(jiàn)露出一段紅袖子，高興地一拍手掌。
八戒： Darling,don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來(lái)，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時(shí)又做出猴子的模樣。
八戒： Darling,don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy.
小娘子笑著點(diǎn)頭，抓耳撓腮。
八戒： Darling, why do you look like a monkey ? 小娘子： When I am happy, I always tickle. 八戒： Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.
八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面鉆。小娘子作出動(dòng)腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來(lái)。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so powerful?
小娘子： Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.
八戒： Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.
兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的`樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。
小女子： I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back? 八戒： Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on. 八戒把小女子背上： Darling, Let's go. 小女子（在八戒頭上一點(diǎn)）：Okay. Let’s go.
音樂(lè)響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺(tái)上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒： Darling, why are you so heavy?
小女子： Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?) 八戒： Yes, I do. I do.
繼續(xù)艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，玉蘭一腳把八戒踢到！小女子倒地之后，
做出摔疼了的樣子在那里呻吟。八戒聽(tīng)到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。 八戒： Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you? 女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：Honey, I am here. 八戒： Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子： That's your fault. 八戒： Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.
小女子： You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest. 八戒： Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒聽(tīng)了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細(xì)地打量他。
小女子（撒嬌地）：Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me the truth first.
八戒： Alas! Don’t mention it ，I was Tianpeng marshal .I could fly between the heave and the word !Only because I made a big mistake! That day , I was wandering in the heaven street!I saw a beauty! Her name is :嫦娥！（剎那回頭開(kāi)始回想）
嫦娥翩然而至，兩人互視5秒，叫著對(duì)方名字奔跑向擁抱。走進(jìn)后， 八戒唱歌：你是我的玫瑰·····（嫦娥感動(dòng)） 再唱：你是我的情人····
兩人深情對(duì)視。。。音樂(lè)莫扎特 第40號(hào)交響曲 起，跳舞， 突然，玉帝出現(xiàn)。八戒放手，嫦娥沒(méi)站好摔倒， 八戒：My lord! It’s not my fault! I beg you pardon! 玉帝：How dare you do that!? You are hung together! 嫦娥起，跑到玉帝跟前撒嬌
嫦娥：Daring! He ``he tease me! He tease me!
玉帝怒！：Ya! Tianpeng ,I will punish you! Turn you as a pig! A ugly pig! 嫦娥：my lord! Where should we go for dinner tonight? 玉帝：what about 天驕園？
嫦娥：（撒嬌）no no !let’s go to the 紫荊園！there have air condition ! 玉帝： That’s Ok .My daring!
回想結(jié)束，
八戒：I was punished by yudi .So I became a pig! That’s why I was so ugly! 玉蘭：You look too ugly to meet people.
八戒： I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. （八戒高興地過(guò)去想拉小女子的手）
小女子（把手甩開(kāi)）：You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s impossible!
八戒： I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me? 小女子 Show me some gongfu then. 八戒： OK, let me show you my gongfu.
從石頭后拿出釘鈀，舞了起來(lái)。小女子暗暗點(diǎn)頭。當(dāng)八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時(shí)，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了過(guò)去。 八戒： Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子： Pull me out if you can .
八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒(méi)有發(fā)現(xiàn)拖出來(lái)的卻是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。
八戒： How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer. 悟空大笑： You Silly! Look at me. Who am I? 八戒一看， My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空攔住，豬八戒甩開(kāi)孫悟空，雙方對(duì)峙了一會(huì)兒，豬八戒poping， 八戒： Can you?
悟空: yes，I can’t, so what, I will fight you.
悟空一拳往八戒臉上打，八戒頓時(shí)感到一種壓力和害怕。
悟空： Dare you wive yet?
八戒： No, no. I dare not. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空： I bet you dare not.
悟空放開(kāi)，八戒轉(zhuǎn)身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空： Y ou silly, where are you going?
八戒： I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?
悟空；；Y ou silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.
八戒： What? Has Tangseng come?
悟空： Y es. Let's go!
兩人在臺(tái)上走半圈，來(lái)到房前。
悟空： Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來(lái)，老頭一家還有些戰(zhàn)戰(zhàn)兢兢。
悟空： Y ou silly, kneel down to meet your master.
八戒：Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：My prentice, what's up?
悟空： Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒： Thank you, my master!
唐僧：Let's go ahead, my prentices.
八戒此時(shí)并不想走，于是…….
Master, I don’t want to go, I don’t.
悟空：Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. you’d better go with us.
八戒此時(shí)似乎想起了什么‘
Bajie ：How old are you gulu youwe.
Sun:I’m twenty gulu youwe.
Bajie:Do you like poping gulu youwe.
Tang:I can’t poping gulu youwe.
Bajie:So,I don’t want to go with you.
八戒與唐僧對(duì)唱《321對(duì)不起》
唱畢，唐僧與悟空拉著八戒走，八戒深情的看著玉蘭。 Wulan:Seeking scripture is so hard,you should try your us on. 八戒又對(duì)著玉蘭的爹。
Yu ’s dad:You leave ,don’t back.
八戒此時(shí)已無(wú)可留戀….
Bajie :Master,let’s go…
傍著音樂(lè)，師徒三人離開(kāi)了高老莊。
英語(yǔ)小品劇本2
甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie《Avatar》? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called 《 Avatar 2 》, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.
乙:(風(fēng)情萬(wàn)種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進(jìn)來(lái),給觀眾一個(gè)飛吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打個(gè)響指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由發(fā)揮). (跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向?qū)а?, honey, is it a wonderful performance?
甲:(作目瞪口呆狀),
乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?
甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.
乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)
丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(畫個(gè)十字架,鎮(zhèn)定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.
甲:(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.
丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思狀) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同學(xué)鼓掌,乙作安撫狀),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....
甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin
丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.
near, far, wherever you are
i believe that the heart does go on
once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,繼續(xù)作深情狀)
and you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.
甲:guard ,guard, help, drag this mad woman out.
Oh, I'm dying, hope the next one will give me a surprise
來(lái)自it's really a big surprise. What an ugly woman! (Of course, I won’t let you pass.) Why do you come here?
丁: Distinguished director, please give me a chance. I walked 25000km for a year just to compete in this interview. Please give me a chance, please.
甲(?):OK, so what’s your name?
丁: my name is Gaga Su.
甲(上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only 30s. OK?
丁:OK, that’s enough. Thank you, thank you.
I’ll just present a poem I love best. The Furthest Distance in The World.
The furthest distance in the world
世界上最遙遠(yuǎn)的距離
Is not between life and death
不是生與死
But when I stand in front of you
而是 我就站在你面前
Yet you don't know that I love you
你卻不知道我愛(ài)你
英語(yǔ)小品劇本3
（One day, the class is over ,student A and B walk together.）
A: Labour Day is coming, we should relax a little on vacation, what are you going to do.
B: I have no idea no. How about you?
A:I intend to go to the Baotu Spring ,It’s said that it is a good interest of place.
B: En ,yes ,it is the first spring of the world.
A: Why not go with me? I believe you will be satisfied with it.
B: About it let me think.
(Student A and B come across C.)
C: Hi!What do you discuss?
A: Hi!We are talking about the plan of the Labor Day.
C: Where do you plan to go?
A: Baoto Spring.Visit together?
C: Oh! No! I have been there in the Tomb Sweeping Day.
B: Really?How about the sight of it?
C: Very great! There are so many birds and trees. When I go there I was attracted by the beauty of the scenery deeply.
B: Really?
C: Yes.The surroundings is so good,beyond description.There are some photoes in my moblephone,have a look.
B:How great!Is this Baotu Spring?
C:Oh,no!It is Baizheng Spring.In fact,there are many other springs,such as Mapao Spring,Dukang Spring whose funtain(泉水) is so clear and sweet.
A:It sounds great!Are there some fishes in these springs?You know I like fish very much.
C: Oh.There are many kinds of fishes with different colors, red, black, even colorful .I am sure you will be lost in the beautiful scenery.
B:En,it is a great meal to eyes.My desire to visit there become stronger and stronger.
C:It is only a part of the Baotu Spring.
A:It is said that there are many historical relics,such as Memorical Hall of Li Qingzhao.
C:Oh,yes!Except it,Jinan Massacre(慘案) Memorical Hall is also worth visiting.The Massacre is our stigma(恥辱),which happened on May Third.
A: It is of great significance to pay a visit on Labor Day.
B: Wonderful! I decide to visit there.
A:Ok！
C:May you have a good time!
A:Thank you!What about you ?
C:En,I want to climb Mount Tai.
A:Mount Tai?Unattainable feeling!
B:It is so famous for its majesty(雄偉).
A:When you go there?I mean when you climb the Mount Tai,Evening?
C:Of course.I intend to watch the sunrise.The view from the top of the hill was superb(美麗極了).
B:A good pursuit!I hear that the top of the Mount Tai is very cold,you’d better wear enough clothes.
A: en, health and strength is above all gold.
C: Oh, yes! Thanks for your advice.Now I have to search some information about how to get to Mount Tai. See you later!
A:Take care of yourself!
B:See you!
D: Hi, what are you doing? Is it Student C?
B: Oh, he is busy preparing to go on holiday.
D: Holiday?
A: En, yes, Labor Day, we intend to go to Baotu Spring. What’s your plan?
D: Oh, I don’t have an idea. Now I’m not sure if I have a free time.
B: Why? What happened?
D: you know, I have applied for the National Sports Volunteer, the train may be started recently.
B: That is a pity!
D: Yeah, I’ve always wanted to climb Mount Tai. As a Shandong person, it is very pity not to climb Mount Tai.
A: Never mind. It’s also meaningful to train as a volunteer.
D: Of course, on the other hand, my dream can also come true on Summer Day, in a word; I believe I can reach the top of Mount Tai some day.
B: May you make it!
A: Where there is a will there’s a way.
D: Thanks, have a wonderful time, see you later.
A: See you!
英語(yǔ)小品劇本4
Cast
Father: Ian
Mother: Ellen
Younger brother: Victor
Older brother: David
Friend: Jeff
Clerk: weaber
Narrator: Weaber
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Summary
This is a story about lottery. One day, Ian and Ellen are watching TV in the living room. David is sleeping in his room.
SceneⅠ: In the living room
Ian: The news is very boring.
Ellen: Huh, only about political issues very boring.
Ian: Yeah! It makes me annoyed.
Ellen: Well! How’s your business this month?
Ian: Not bad! Perhaps I can get promotion next month.
(Narrator: At that time, someone presses the buzzer of doorbell ring.)
Ellen: Dear, go to open the door.
Ian: Son, why do you come home so late? Do you know what time it is?
Victor: Oh! I’m sorry. I ate the dinner with my classmate.
Ellen: Don’t blame him.
Victor: Yeah! Mom~ I love you so much~
Ian: Ok! I always find faults with you.
Ellen: Wait! Your room is too dirty. Arrange your room today.
Victor: I want to arrange my room tomorrow.
Ian: Do whatever your Mom said.
Victor: I feel tired today. Mom ~ could I arrange my room tomorrow?
Ellen: No way! If you don’t arrange your room, you can’t get your allowance.
Victor: Oh! I’ll go to arrange my room soon.
Ellen: You are my good boy.
In the Victor’s room
(Narrator: Victor goes to his room reluctantly and arranges his room. Soon, when he arranges the books, he finds a notepaper. He looks at it and finds that it is a lottery. He takes the news paper to check lottery number……)
Victor: Wow! It is the first prize. Huh…, huh… I have to cash the lottery ticket.
Victor: But, now it is too late. I will cash it tomorrow.
Oh! I am a rich man!.
Ian: Have you arranged your room? If you finished it, go to take a bath.
Victor: Ok… I will go to take a bath right now.
In the living room
(Narrator: Victor puts the lottery ticket into the book and puts down the book on his desk. He leaves his room. And he goes to library. The door bell is ringing… David opens the door.)
Jeff: Hi~ is Victor at home?
David: He is not here. He went to the library.
Jeff: Oh! No. I want to borrow a book from him. (He is very anxious)
David: That’s OK! I can find the book for you. Please sit down.
Jeff: Thank you! I want to borrow a book that has an orange cover.
David: Ok! Wait a minute. I’ll go to Victor’s room and find it.
In the Victor’s room
(Narrator: After David entered Victor’s room, he finds the book on the desk. He is afraid that there is something in the book. So when he opens the book, he finds the special notepaper.)
David: What is it?
David: Wow! It is a lottery ticket. (He takes the newspaper to check the lottery number. He feels very surprised)
David: Wow… wow… it is the first prize. Huh… He wants to keep the money all to himself. I’ll hide it and make him nervous. (Then David puts the lottery into his pocket and goes out the room.)
英語(yǔ)小品劇本5
《Be a Good Lover》-6人英語(yǔ)小品劇本大全系列
Be a Good Lover
又是關(guān)于愛(ài)情的。愛(ài)情是一個(gè)永恒的話題，不分國(guó)界、年齡（？）、、、你是不是一個(gè)good lover？
人物
Vicky
Benson
Greta
Andy
Marcell & Ken
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Scene I
(One day, Andy and Benson went to a meeting. In the meeting, they met a pretty girl — Marcell. And then, Andy fell in love with Marcell.)
Andy: Benson, I think that I am falling in love with Marcell.
Benson: Oh, My God. You have already had a girlfriend, Greta. How can you have another girlfriend?
Andy: What should I do?
Benson: I don’t know… Andy, may I ask you a question?
Andy: Sure!
Benson: Do you love Marcell more than Greta?
Andy: I am not sure.
Benson: Oh, no. I think that you love Marcell more than Greta.
Andy: Maybe. Benson, could you do me a favor?
Benson: What?
Andy: Please keep it as a secret, and don’t tell Greta and Vicky about it.
Benson: Well…all right. But you won’t be able to hide it forever.
Andy: I know.
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Scene II
(After few days, Benson could not tolerate what Andy did anymore. Finally, Benson decided that he should tell Vicky about it.)
Benson: Vicky…
Vicky: What?
Benson: I want to tell you something.
Vicky: OK, I am all ears.
Benson: Andy is falling in love with Marcell.
Vicky: Oh, my god… I cannot believe it.
Benson: But I think that Andy can choose his lover. Maybe he doesn’t love Greta anymore.
Vicky: I disagree with you.
Benson: Why?
Vicky: Andy should treat Greta with faithfulness.
Benson: I don’t think so. He has the right to choose whom he likes most.
Vicky: So what can Greta do?
Benson: She can have another boyfriend.
Vicky: Are you sure? She loves Andy so much. I don’t think she would love someone else.
Benson: Let’s see what will happen.
Vicky: All right, I don’t want to argue about it anymore. I want to go home.
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英語(yǔ)小品劇本6
One sunny Sunday morning， Little Duck went to visit his grandma。 On his way， he met Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat， who were both in trouble。 Little Duck was very kind， and he helped them。 So everybody had a good day。
劇中角色：Little Duck， Mr。 Cat， Mr。 Goat
（星期天，小鴨子在睡覺(jué)。電話鈴響了。）
Little Duck： Hello， this is Little Duck speaking。 Who’s that？ Oh， dear Grandma。 Yes， I’m fine。 I miss you very much。 I’ll come to visit you this morning。 Good bye。
Little Duck：： Wow！ What a sunny day！ I’m going to visit my grandma。
（貓先生正在河邊捉魚。但是他總是抓不到。）
Little Duck： Good morning， Mr。 Cat。 How are you？
Mr。 Cat： Fine。 Thank you， and you？
Little Duck： I’m fine， too。 What are you doing？
Mr。 Cat： I’m catching fish！ Look！ It’s a big fish！ But I can’t catch it！
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。
（小鴨子跳入河里，幫貓先生捉到了魚。）
Little Duck： Here you are。 Have a good meal。
Mr。 Cat： Thank you。 It’s so kind of you。
Little Duck： My pleasure。（抬頭看看天色）I have to go now。
Mr。 Goat： Help！ Help！
Little Duck： Who’s crying？
Mr。 Cat： I don’t know。
Little Duck： Let’s go and see。
Mr。 Cat： Allright。
（小鴨子和貓先生一起四處尋找。）
Mr。 Cat： Here！ It’s Mr。 Goat！
Little Duck： What’s wrong with you， Mr。 Goat？
Mr。 Goat： I was running while singing。 But I ran too fast and fell down。 My leg is broken。 I can’t stand up。
Little Duck： Don’t worry。 Let me help you。 Mr。 Cat， can you do me a favor？
Mr。 Cat： Sure。
（他們把山羊先生扶起來(lái)。然后一起送山羊先生回了家。）
Mr。 Goat： Thank you very much。
Little Duck： It’s alright。 Oh， it’s too late。 I have to go now。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Where are you going？
Little Duck： I’m going to visit my grandma。
Mr。 Cat and Mr。 Goat： Thank you for helping us。
Little Duck： It’s my pleasure。
英語(yǔ)小品劇本7
人物： 劉師傅 男 48歲 的士司機(jī) 甲(紹興話)
沈蘭 女 24歲 英語(yǔ)老師 乙(普通話)
阿鳳 女 30歲 的士司機(jī) 丙(杭州話)
阿根 男 38歲 的士司機(jī) 丁(杭州話)
場(chǎng)景： 某的士司機(jī)休息處，桌椅等物，邊上一指示牌，上面一“P”字。
(開(kāi)場(chǎng)甲在吃盒飯)
甲：(自言自語(yǔ))世界上吃盒兒飯吃得最多大概就是伢的士司機(jī)了，本來(lái)杭州話有句“合兒合兒”我弄不清
爽。現(xiàn)在我曉得了，盒兒飯吃得多就變合兒了，所以伢的士司機(jī)是當(dāng)之無(wú)愧的“合兒”!
丙：(拿兩份盒飯上)劉師傅，一個(gè)人怎么會(huì)說(shuō)話語(yǔ)的?
甲：這就叫自說(shuō)自話。咦，你一個(gè)人要吃兩份飯?
丙：一份是阿根的，叫我先幫他買買好。
甲：偌對(duì)阿根倒蠻關(guān)心的`，他現(xiàn)在還是一個(gè)人。下趟有格種放單吊的小姐妹放一個(gè)給他。
丙：介便當(dāng)?shù)?又不是搓麻將，邊七萬(wàn)放一個(gè)給你吃吃?找對(duì)象要有緣分的。
甲：對(duì)對(duì)對(duì)，我是話有機(jī)會(huì)，幫他留心留心……
(乙背一小包，打扮時(shí)尚， 戴墨鏡上)
乙：請(qǐng)問(wèn)二位是出租車司機(jī)吧?
丙：是，小姐你要到哪里? (站起)
甲：阿鳳，你吃飯，這腳生意我去。(站起)
丙：我先看到的……
乙：不好意思，我不是要打的。
丙：不打的尋我們作啥?
乙：我是運(yùn)管局派來(lái)的，我叫沈蘭，我是來(lái)調(diào)查我們杭州的出租車司機(jī)目前所掌握的英語(yǔ)會(huì)話狀況的。
甲：噢，好的好的。沈小姐，不瞞你話，吃我們這碗飯，回到屋里已經(jīng)吃力殺了。
丙：哎，哪里有功夫去學(xué)英語(yǔ)。
乙：是啊，出租車司機(jī)是蠻辛苦的，不過(guò)簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)會(huì)話學(xué)起來(lái)也蠻方便……
丁：(上)吃飯嘍……(見(jiàn)乙，上下打量)劉師傅，你們姨媽?
甲：不是的，我沒(méi)姨媽的。
丁：相貌倒蠻好的，既然不是你姨媽，格是我好動(dòng)動(dòng)腦筋看嘍。
甲：勿要有趣!運(yùn)管局派來(lái)的。
丙：阿根，沈小組是來(lái)調(diào)查我們學(xué)英語(yǔ)會(huì)話的情況的。
丁：噢，不好意思!沈小姐，我這個(gè)人有個(gè)毛病你別在意，我看見(jiàn)漂亮的姑娘兒，眼睛總不舍得移開(kāi)。
乙：沒(méi)關(guān)系，你只要手不亂動(dòng)就行了。
丁：(咕)這姑娘兒道兒蠻老的。(一本正經(jīng)狀)這個(gè)學(xué)英語(yǔ)嘛，我認(rèn)為是很重要的，自從非典結(jié)束以后，我們出租車生意好起來(lái)了，旅游行業(yè)也好起來(lái)了，外國(guó)游客也多起來(lái)了，不學(xué)好英語(yǔ)是不行的。所以劉師傅，阿鳳，你們要好好地學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)!我呢……就不學(xué)了!
甲：為啥?
丁：你們自己有車子，一直要開(kāi)落去，我是個(gè)二八師 傅，開(kāi)人家的車子，開(kāi)到啥辰光又不曉得的。
丙：你這個(gè)話就不對(duì)，二八師傅車子開(kāi)出去，也是我們杭州的士司機(jī)的形象。
甲：不錯(cuò)，的士司機(jī)這個(gè)職業(yè)，是非常重要的窗口形象，也代表了一種城市品位。
乙：說(shuō)得對(duì)，外地人、外國(guó)人一到杭州，可能第—個(gè)打交道的就是你們，再說(shuō)杭州是對(duì)外開(kāi)放旅游城市，不學(xué)點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)會(huì)話，碰到外國(guó)人不就又聾又啞啦?
丁：放心好嘍，外國(guó)人我碰著過(guò)的，英語(yǔ)我老早就會(huì)說(shuō)了!
乙：真的?說(shuō)什么?
丁：外國(guó)人要下車前，馬上摜一句英語(yǔ)過(guò)去。其實(shí)英語(yǔ)只要學(xué)一句就夠用了。
乙：哪一句?
丁：“麥內(nèi)”，鈔票!
甲：啊?!就會(huì)這一句?
丁：吔!為來(lái)為去就為兩張鈔票，不為鈔票吃吃力力弄啥東西?有了鈔票么好買房子、討老婆對(duì)不對(duì)，姑娘
兒，我就是因?yàn)殁n票太少，三十多歲了，還是喬片一張。
乙：?jiǎn)唐鞘裁礀|西? (問(wèn)甲)
甲：?jiǎn)唐淳褪且粋�(gè)人，光棍。
英語(yǔ)小品劇本8
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "錢包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
翻譯：
A(衣衫襤褸） B（衣著光鮮） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新聞?dòng)浾?/p>
B坐在E上吃東西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，請(qǐng)給我些面包，謝謝，我餓得不行了。
B：（厭惡）讓開(kāi)，讓開(kāi)。（然后便起身離開(kāi)，這時(shí)他的錢包掉到E上頭了）
A：先生，先生（A看見(jiàn)后，立即拾起，追上了走遠(yuǎn)的B）
B：讓開(kāi)，讓開(kāi)啊，我沒(méi)吃的了，也沒(méi)錢了（看也不看A，仍自顧自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D點(diǎn)頭附和）
A：可先生您聽(tīng)我說(shuō)（仍拉著B(niǎo)衣服的后擺）
B：挖，你這人怎么這么討厭！（還是沒(méi)有回頭看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你會(huì)不會(huì)覺(jué)得剛剛坐在你身上的`人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人總是這么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
與此同時(shí)A與B還在糾纏，這時(shí)E終于隱忍不住爆發(fā)了。
E：先生！你的錢包丟了！你怎么這么傻啊。
A與B同時(shí)回頭，看見(jiàn)了那會(huì)說(shuō)話的椅子E，嚇昏過(guò)去了。這一幕恰巧被經(jīng)過(guò)的F看見(jiàn)了。于是F就報(bào)道了這一事件。
F：大家好，我是新聞?dòng)浾逨，今天我看見(jiàn)了一個(gè)奇異的現(xiàn)象，一個(gè)椅子說(shuō)話了，兩個(gè)人被嚇昏了，下面我將采訪一下被嚇昏的兩個(gè)人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，媽媽。
F：這個(gè)人傻了，我們不鳥(niǎo)他了，下面我采訪一下另一個(gè)人吧，請(qǐng)問(wèn)你為什么不告訴他，他的錢包丟了？
A：對(duì)不起，我不知道“錢包”這個(gè)單詞怎么講
F：通過(guò)這一事件，我們可以認(rèn)識(shí)到，掌握一門外語(yǔ)的重要性，以及金錢給人類帶來(lái)的影響。是嗎，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命點(diǎn)頭）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他們弄傻了。
D：誰(shuí)讓這是一個(gè)童話呢
英語(yǔ)小品劇本9
旁白：Long long ago, there was a mirror in theforest. Many people came , telling their worries, problems, etc. to the mirror.But is that so? Let’s have a look.
(Themirror does the same expressions and movements people do in front of it andmake responses to them.)
(Ared rose came to the mirror, looking blue.)
Rose: Mirror,mirror, I have been feeling sad for a long time. What can I do?
Mirror: What happened to you, my lovely rose?
Rose: You know,many people love me, also, many people hate me. When they are in sweet love,they sing hymns [him]贊歌 for me, they say how gorgeous and howfragrant I am. But when they get hurt, they forget their previous complimentsfor me, only emphasizing my thorns. It is just unfair.（作欲哭狀）
Mirror: Well, my dear, it’s not your fault. You remain what you are, the most beautiful flower.Believe me, you are always beautiful no matter how people judge you. Just live for yourself, not the judgements.
Rose: Really?Yeah, I shouldn’t live for others. I will try to be beautiful only for myself.Just be myself.
(Ayoung boy comes, what will he tell to the mirror?)
Young boy: Hi,mirror, how are you?
Mirror: As you see, I am always fine. What about you? You don’t look well.
Young boy: Um, I don't think you can understand me, maybe you will think it is ridiculous.
Mirror: Maybe, butyou will feel better if you speak out. You can always trust me.
Young boy: Ok, Ok,I am in love now.（小品劇本）
Mirror: That’s agood thing.
Young boy: Oh , no,you don’t understand. I am in love with another boy. You know what people call us? Gay. And do you know what they think of gay? It is a shame, they define usas abnormal. It horrors me to think what my parents, my friends, my teachers,even strangers would react to this. It drives me nuts.
Mirror: Er, youare special. But could I ask you a question?
Young boy: Ok.
Mirror: Do you love that guy? I mean love.
Young boy: Yes, I assure it. A sweet feeling started to grow inside when I met him. I never had that kind of feeling before. And we get on very well.
Mirror: I see. Anddo you think you are strong enough to experience all the hardship when you are together?
Young boy: I do fear what people think of us, but I love him more.
Mirror: Ok, I believe that people will accept your relation, and your love. After all ,peopleare becoming more and more open-minded now. Do whatever you think is right for you and stick to it. Be happy! Love is undying and powerful.
Young boy: Thankyou, mirror. I feel better now. I will be happy. Bye!
Mirror: You arewelcome. Bye, my dear!
(Awell dressed woman comes, dripping with diamonds.滿身珠光寶氣 about 40 years old.)
The woman: You mirror, see how rich I am? Look my diamonds, my rings, my necklace, and mydesigner clothes? Oh, you should have a look at my sports car, it is a good baby! Unluckily, I can’t drive it here.
Mirror: Oh, Madam,I don’t need to see your luxury car to tell how rich you are. Probably you arethe richest one that has ever come to me. You live a high quality life. Butthat’s why you come, showing off?
The woman: Sorry,I didn’t mean it. I just can't help telling people how rich I am, because moneyis the only thing I have. If I don’t talk about it, I have nothing to tell.
Mirror: How come?
The woman: My loving parents died many years ago. I have no siblings. And I hurt the one I love when I was younger, and after that I no longer love anyone. I was runningfor money then, thinking If I have money I would have almost everything. Now Ihave money, But There is growing empty in my heart. People just see how rich Iam, and gradually I see the same. But the fact is I am the poorest woman in the world, without anyone really love me.
Mirror: I am sorry to hear that. What I want to say is, you will find someone who loves you sooner or later, it can be a friend or a lover.
The woman: How?People around me just like my money, not me.
Mirror: I guess you can leave the environment you are in now, just go out, go travelling, and meet new friends., start a new life. It is not late. Money is not the most important thing in your life. Now that you have enough money, just go out ,make a change!
The woman:Travelling around the world was my dream when I was young, but I was blocked by money……
Mirror：Now it is the best time.
The woman: I really don’t want to live like this any longer. Just as you said, I have money now, why not do and renew my life? Ok, I will start right now, thank you,mirror. I gotta go, I will miss you.（離開(kāi)）
Mirror: I will miss you, too. Good luck!（鏡子對(duì)著她的'背影說(shuō)）
（Forquite a few days, no one comes to the mirror. It feels a bit lonely, althoughits common state is loneliness. It signs every now and then）
(Nowthe spring comes, flowers are blooming, the grass is growing, birds aresinging.（人扮演這些自然界的活動(dòng)） Everything looks vibrant, the mirror turns happy again. Alovely girl picking flowers passes by.)
Mirror: Hello,could you stop to have a talk with me?
(Thegirl wonders who was talking, she looks around. The mirror keeps saying hello.Finally it comes to her that it is a mirror saying hello to her.)
The girl: you can talk, really, mirror?
Mirror: Yes, Ican.
The girl: I havenever seen a mirror talking, you are a magic mirror!
Mirror: you cansay that, to some degree. You look so happy, I can see pure delight was ringingin your laughters. Can you tell me why you are so happy?
The girl: I amhappy for the spring, the beautiful flowers, the babble of the brooks, the singing of birds, in a word, everything.
Mirror: Don’t youhave any worries?
The girl: whyshould I have worries?
Mirror: I haveseen so many people suffering from various kinds of worries.
The girl: Then I Iam the one to tell you my happiness. I do what I want to do, I love nature,love my friends, and you. I choose to be happy.
Mirror: you saylove me? People just said thanks to me, they never said they love me. Thankyou! I love you, too.
The girl: you arewelcome. I am sorry that I have to go home now, it’s getting late.
Mirror: It’sreally an honor to know you. Can you take me leave here? I want to be with you,and be happy.
The girl: Are you serious?
Mirror: Y es
最后的人(thegirl take away the mirror, they live happily together. There is a sign wherethe mirror once was, reading: I am happy when you are happy)
英語(yǔ)小品劇本10
A Play:
Buying Medicine
By Liu Qinglin
Characters:
X ------ Xiao Fei
S ------- Shopkeeper
D- ---- Doctor Li
O- -----Others ( O1, O2 O3 -----)
Ws ------ Wounded soldiers ( W1, W2,W3 -----)
H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy
W- ---- Woman
J ------ Japanese
Scene1
( At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.)
D: Good evening, everyone.
Ws: ( Together) Good evening, Dr Li.
D: Hello, let me examine you.
W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. ( W1 is about to fall down.)
D: (Helps him up) Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some
medicine on you.
W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high
fever. He seems fainted.
D: ( Takes W2’s temperature. ) So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.
W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.
D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.
W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.
( Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.)
X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.
W1: But there’s no medicine left.
X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.
D: Have you got any money?
X: No.
D: ( Takes off her gold ring.) Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.
X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.
D: But how can you get the medicine without money?
X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.
D and Ws: Be careful!
Scene2
( Music) ( Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.
When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman)
W: Help! Help!
H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.
W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.
H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! ( He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives)
X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!
H: It’s none of your business! Go away.
X: I would rather stop you. ( H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down)
X: (To W) Quick! Help me tie him up.
W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.
X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.
H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again
( W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.)
X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.
H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.
X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! ( X puts his socks into H’s mouth.) Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. (They go down.)
Scene3
(Music) (X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along)
J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.
X: Here you are!
J1 & J2: ( After reading it.) Hi! Salute. ( They Salute.) ( X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.)
S: Who’s it?
X: It’s me, a customer.
S: (To O1) Go to answer the door.
O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.
S: What can I do far you?
X: ( Hands him the pass.) We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.
S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?
X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. ( Shows him his gun.)
S: All right! All right!
S: ( To O1) Quick! Give him the medicine
O1: All right . ( Hands it to X.) Here you are.
X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.
S: ( To O1) Quick! Close the door.
O1: All right. ( He closes it.)
S: ( Makes a telephone call.) Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!
( X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.)
J3: Oh, here he is!
js: (Together) Don’t move! Hands up!
H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----
J4: Tie him up. ( They tie him up and beat him.)
H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.
J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. (They go down.)
X: (X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him)
D: Here comes our hero.
Ws: Congratulations.
X: Thank you, everybody.
( The end )
英語(yǔ)小品劇本11
編劇：蔡奕新
場(chǎng)景：1、中午，一間網(wǎng)吧內(nèi)烏煙瘴氣，幾臺(tái)電腦正傳出游戲的聲音。
2、教室里擺著一張講臺(tái)，幾張桌椅，一塊活動(dòng)黑板。快放學(xué)了，老師正在講評(píng)考卷，同學(xué)們?cè)谟喺?/p>
劇中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，studentABC…
道具：幾張桌椅，幾臺(tái)“電腦”，一張講臺(tái)，一塊活動(dòng)黑板。
英語(yǔ)小品劇本12
The Adapt of The Rabbit And The Turtle
(第一幕)
Rabbit: I’m Rabbit. I have two long ears. I can jump on the
grass. I like carrots.
Turtle: I’m Turtle. I have four short legs. I can climb.
Rabbit: Hi, Mr. Turtle. How are you?
Turtle: Fine, thanks. And you?
Rabbit: I’m fine, thanks. Let’s play football.
Turtle: Ok!
(第二幕)
Monkey: Hi! What are you doing?
Turtle: We are playing football.
Monkey: Listen, I have an idea.
Rabbit: What?
Monkey: You can have a race.
Turtle: Great!
Monkey: Look! There is a tall tree over there.
Who can get there first?
Rabbit: OK!
Monkey: Ready? Go!
Bird: I’m Bird. I can fly in the sky. Oh! My wing!
I hurt my wing.
I can’t fly. Help! Help!
Rabbit: What’s wrong with you?
Bird: Mr. Rabbit. I hurt my wing. I can’t fly.
Rabbit: Let me help you. Let’s go home toghter.
Bird: All right. Thank you very much.
Rabbit: My pleaure.
Monkey: Hi! Mr. Turtle. You’re No. 1.
Turtle: Great! Er… but where’s Rabbit?
His legs are long. He can run faster than me.
Monkey: Where’s Rabbit?
Rabbit: I’m here. I’m here.
Turtle: What’s the matter?
Bird: Hi, everyone. Rabbit is nice. He helped me….
Monkey: Oh! You’re so nice.
Turtle: You’re nice,Mr. Rabbit. You should be No.1.
Rabbit: Thank you!
英語(yǔ)小品劇本13
Actor: Tang Sun Wukong pig shaceng Bai Jingjing (demon)
Personnel coordination: sound engineer, narrator (both scheduling and directing)
Props: Music CDs, matching outfits, sticks, cell phones
(aside) say Tang Seng, master and apprentice, four people go to the west to learn scriptures. This day, the four over the black wind ridge, came to a village, where the smoke curl, it seems there are people inn. Four people are tired and tired here for a moment...... )
Tang: West Road Rosinante, flyfox, Wukong, hungry, go to some food!
Sun: Master, you are not to lose weight? The fat burning took us a lot of money can......
Tang: (impatiently) you the monkey crap, did not see the Division has skinny? This way, how many demons and ghosts eager to see the wind color as a teacher, how can let people disappointed?!
(the catwalk around the field, stop posing)
Sun: (exhibit) all right, master. I'm going to go. Eat and drink. Don't blame me for not reminding you, and cursing!
Tang: (walks) you are more and more annoying, not fast!
Sun: Yes, shifu. Eight quit, take care of Mr. Tang shaseng. I will be back soon.
(Sun Xia)
Don: (blame action) the monkey mouth how many birds?
Pig: (self acting) master, he is to see that I have passed the English class four, I am not satisfied with it, so I study hard day and night to exceed me!
(after a while)
Tang: Hey, eight quit, you see, there is not come over a beauty!
Pig: Master, really! It's beautiful!
Tang: (shame, soft voice) sin, sin...... Pig you,
Tang: (handing the handkerchief, despising the shape, changing the expression quickly), not wiping the corners of the mouth quickly...... But it's a pity that the skin is a little darker......
(pig, Sha Eran)
(woman floats)
Sand: STOP! (vibrato, questioning with dance girl) Hello, how old are you, what is your name, where you come from, where to go, you have no object, what is your basket, do you know the way a lot of monster ah, never mind I can protect you the.
White: (a lady is polite, gentle and tender). This little monk is polite. A small woman surnamed white, the name is Jingjing, Sprite, bright, and cool is also the jingjing.
(three people fascinated)
Bai: This goes to Datang to take the IQE test. Master but from Dongtu Datang to?
Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks in Tang dynasty. I wonder if Miss is engaged in life insurance or property insurance?.
White: life insurance is also!
Tang: excitedly shaking his shoulders and shining his eyes
To tell you the truth, I contribute to this, in terms of skills...... That I can pour a helping hand......
Sun: (around the field)
Where evildoer, dare to harass. Master, Don't worry., I'm here, too!
(grabbed the pig, and pigs are clapping hands)
Which way do you come from?!
Pig: brother, it's me
Sun: SORRY. Accidentally lost contact lenses on the road, can not tell who is who.
Tang: the monkey is becoming useless. No, to borrow my glasses with him.
(sand gives glasses to Sun Daishang)
Sun: (rush forward, stop)
It's you
White: Jingjing! Is it really you?
(TITANIC music, sun white eye, moving situation pas de deux)
Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!
Tang: (wiping tears) it's so touching. Since I saw the story of JACK and ROSE, I haven't seen such a touching scene again!
Sha: (handing towel to Tang) master, don't make people laugh, that's TITANIC.
Sandy: (to the audience, in a whisper)
The last time passing stellar cinema, he dragged us to see, he cried ah...... Alas, I master a lot of sentimental......
Pig: brother, this is........ ?
Sun: MONICA and I are college classmates......
Bai: STIVEN was a member of the sports committee at that time. I was a representative of the English class......
White: he sends me home every night
Sun: he calls me every night
Sun: we love to walk in the woods in the evening......
White: he always likes telling me ghost stories, and makes me shy
(three people are fascinated, sun Bai two people as memories)
Pig: I know, there was love song: ONLY YOU,
CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...
Sun: hum, you're a big guy
Sha: since it's an acquaintance, then........ Ah, no, you are not the monkey, white lady......
Don: (shouting down fast) escorting, monster ah...... !
Sun: (in a dilemma) MONICA, escort master is now I learn, read in the old, you don't embarrass me......
White: Bian water, the water flow to the Si, Guazhou ferries head, Wu little sorrow, my thought, hate long, hate to be caused when hugh. The moon on the floor. Five hundred years, STIVEN, you really don't miss me at all?
Sun: when I moved past, I was no longer the original me. Your old ticket couldn't get on my broken ship. Why should you?......
Pig: two love long, a blessing in every morning and evening...... Miss Bai, I and you are Similarly afflicted people pity each other. ah......
Sun: SHUT UP! PIG!
Tang: Wukong, this is you, not anymore. Miss white so crazy, you have this heart of stone, understand style. Oh, my God, tragedy......
(Shaseng to towel to Tang)
Bai: STIVEN, I'm not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that there is someone in the world who will miss you forever. Now that you're going to the Buddha and you're looking for progress, I'm not going to be able to stop you. Me...... I'm leaving。
(take a few steps, go back)
Wish you happiness.
(go, go back)
Remember to electrify me......
(go, go back)
(Music: leave sadness to yourself...... Four people are speechless...... )
Don: (hands) life is precious, and love even more. If for the Scriptures so both can throw! Boys! You have greatly discerning and apprehending. Amitabha......
英語(yǔ)小品劇本14
Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P)
Preparation:學(xué)校布景,做糖果用桌及相關(guān)材料，小販家布景
Scene1（At Salesman’s home）
N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming!
S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……
Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表)
First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (邊說(shuō)邊做) Now press, press……
Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (滿不在意的情) Press, press……
Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He……
Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用臟菜刀）
Wow, everything is ready!
糖果鉆出來(lái)（跳舞），跳完后，非常難過(guò)地說(shuō)：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu…
S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (給它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha……
C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下場(chǎng))
Scene2（At the school gate）
N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販)
(小販拉著糖上場(chǎng)，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……
M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!
A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!
M: Let’s ask him.
A: OK!
C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）
M&A: Why?
C: I’m dirty！
M: No, you look nice!
C: What can I do? (面向觀眾) Wuwuwu…(小販將她拉在后面)
S: Candies! Candies!（引誘兩個(gè)女孩）
M&A: How much are they?
S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）
M&A: Money?(對(duì)視)
M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之極）
A: Me too.
S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝著走開(kāi)，下場(chǎng))
M: What can we do now?
A: Let’s ask dad for money.
M: But how to ask?
A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信）
M: Good idea! (全部下場(chǎng))
英語(yǔ)小品劇本15
旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.
白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)
皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful.you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.
Now, mirror, mirror, come here!
魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?
皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of the all?
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty!
You are the fairest of all, I think.
But there is a young lady.
She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.
She is much more beautiful than you.
皇后：She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.
魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! She is Snow White.
皇后：Snow White? No, I’m the most beautiful in the world. Oh, hunter, come here, come here!
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty! I’m here now.
皇后：Hunter! Take Snow White to the wild forest to pick some flowers. Find a lonely place and kill her.
獵人：But she is the princess. …
皇后：No, Kill her. Bring her heart to me. I don’t want to see her any longer.
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!
皇后：Here is a box. You must put her heart in it and bring it to me. Otherwise, I will punish you.
獵人：Yes. Your Majesty!
白雪：( Pick some flowers. )
Oh! How many flowers! How beautiful!
獵人：( Draw his Knife slowly but hesitated )
Oh! My God! She is so lovely and pretty! I can’t! I can’t kill her!
白雪：( Cry exhaustedly)
What are you doing? What’s the matter? Why do you kill me?
獵人：Your Majesty! I’m very sorry. Someone wants me to kill you.
白雪：But who?
獵人：The queen.
白雪：The queen! But why?
獵人：You are more beautiful than her. So she wants to kill you.
白雪：My dear hunter. Don’t kill me. I will run into the forest and never come back again.
獵人：Ok. Run away, the poor child. The wild beasts will soon eat you.
白雪：Thank you, my dear hunter.
旁白：At this time, a young bear was running by. The hunter shot it and took the heart to the queen. Snow White began to run into the wild forest until it was almost evening. She saw a little cottage.
白雪：Oh, my God! The queen can’t find me now, I think. How I am tired! How I want to have a rest! Ah, here is a cottage, there are seven small beds. They must be the beds of seven children. Here are their names: Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy, Dopey.
Oh, how I want to sleep!
旁白：When it was dark, the owners of the cottage came back. They were seven dwarfs. They were digging treasure in the mountain.
老學(xué)究：I’m the Doctor. I know a lot of things.
開(kāi)心果：I’m the Happy. I’m the happiest person in the world.
噴嚏精：I’m the Sneezy. If I sneeze, the earth will shake.
害羞鬼：I’m the Bashful. I’m a shy man.
老頑固：I’m the Grumpy. I’m not so easy to believe a stranger. The next one is Dopey. He can’t talk like us.
老學(xué)究：Look, the lamp in our house is on!
開(kāi)心果：Who is it?
噴嚏精：Perhaps it’s the ghost!
瞌睡蟲：Let’s go into our cottage silently.
害羞鬼：Oh, someone has cleaned our house.
老頑固：Perhaps it’s the witch.
旁白：When Dopey was holding the candle and let the light fall on little snow-white. They all cried out with astonishment.
老學(xué)究：What a lovely child!
開(kāi)心果：How beautiful!
噴嚏精：Who is she?
瞌睡蟲：Don’t wake her up.
害羞鬼：Why is she coming here?
老頑固：Kill her.
白雪：( Wake up )
What a nice sleep! Oh, who are you? Oh, I know. You are Doctor, Happy, Sneezy, Sleepy, Bashful, Grumpy and Dopey.
七矮人：But why are you in our house?
白雪：The queen, my stepmother wants to kill me. So I ran to your house. Don’t drive me away. Let me stay with you.
老學(xué)究：If you take care of our house.
開(kāi)心果：If you do some cooking for us.
噴嚏精：If you make the beds for us.
瞌睡蟲：If you do some washing, you can stay with us.
害羞鬼：But you must be careful.
老頑固：Don’t go out. Don’t let anyone come in. Your stepmother will find you and kill you.
白雪：I know. I know. Thank you.
旁白：From then on, Snow White kept the house. When the seven dwarfs came back, she had everything prepared. On the other hand, when the wicked queen ate the heart, she took out the mirror and asked.
皇后：Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of all?
魔鏡：Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all. But Snow White is still alive and well. She lives with the seven dwarfs. No one is more beautiful than she.
皇后：No! Snow White must die. I must finish her even if it costs my life.
旁白：The queen made a poisonous apple and dressed herself like an old woman. She came to the cottage .
皇后：Good things to sell. Pretty things to sell. Cheap. Very cheap.
白雪：Hi, good day, my good lady. What do you sell?
皇后：Apples. Very delicious apples! You can have a taste. This one, please!
白雪：OK! Thank you!
( Having a small piece, dead )
皇后：Now I’m the most beautiful in the world.
旁白：When the seven dwarfs came from work. They were greatly surprise to see Snow White dead
七矮人：What’s the matter?
老學(xué)究：Snow White is dead.
七矮人：Oh, my God! Who did it? It must be the wicked queen. Now let’s pick some flowers and place around her
旁白：Although Snow White had been dead a long, long time. She looked as if she was living. She looked as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony. However, one day, it happened a prince came to the seven dwarfs’ house. When he saw Snow White, he fell in love with her.
王子：Please, let me have Snow White. I love her. I want her to be my wife.
七矮人：Ok! Carry Snow White with you to your palace. Be sure to be kind to her.
王子：Yes, I will.
I will love you forever, my dear! ( Kiss her.)
旁白：As soon as the prince kissed Snow White, Snow White came to her life, as was written in the magic book of the wicked queen.
白雪：Oh, my heaven! Where am I? What had happened?
王子：You are with me, my dear. I love you. I love you more than everything in the world. Please be my wife, will you?
白雪：Yes, I will, my dear!
七矮人：Oh! Congratulations! Congratulations!
旁白：The prince took Snow White to the palace. Their wedding was held with great show
白雪：Good Bye!
七矮人：Bye-bye!
May you Happy Forever!
白雪、王子：Thank you.
Good Bye.
See you later.
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